IT’S TACO TIME
YOU FUCKED WITH THE WRONG MEXICAN
THE PRESIDENT APPROVES THIS MESSAGE
THIS IS MACHETE
MACHETE DON’T TEXT
MACHETE DON'T TWEET
MACHETE LIKES THIS
THEY CALL HIM MACHETE
MACHETE IN SPACE
THE MAN. THE MYTH. THE MACHETE.
I NEED MY DOUBLE D'S
MACHETE: HE KILLS THE BAD GUYS
MACHETE: HE GETS THE WOMEN
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